Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Brand spankers from Uncooked

Spanking new designs from our lovely friends at Uncooked Cards in New York.

i'm willing to pretend we're not getting older and fatter if you are.

  happy however old you're telling people you are today.

i'm really glad your parents had sexual intercourse and made you with their private sections.

let's celebrate everything about you today. well, except for maybe those feet.

wishing you so many birthday wishes you'll wish i never wished you any wishes in the first place.

all i want at the end of every day is you. and maybe a few other things.

there's nobody i'd rather be with than you. or who knows, maybe there is and i just haven't met them yet.

Available now: Uncooked Cards