Friday, 29 November 2013

Post Office Reminder Service

Christmas Last Posting Dates 2013 - Post Office Reminder Service
"We want to help you get your cards and gifts to family and friends in good time for Christmas, so we’ve provided a handy list of last posting dates. And to make Christmas 2013 with the Post Office a little easier we’ve also created a simple festive reminder service. Just let us know where you’ll be sending your items to and we’ll let you know when it’s time to post them."
  
Royal Mail - Last Recommended Christmas 2013 Posting Dates UK

First Class - Friday 20 December
Second Class - Wednesday 18 December
Special Delivery - Monday 23 December


Royal Mail - Last Recommended Christmas 2013 Posting Dates International Airmail

Western Europe - Saturday 14 December
USA - Friday 13 December
Eastern Europe - Monday 9 December
Australia - Thursday 5 December
Asia, Far East (including Japan), New Zealand - Wednesday 4 December

























Christmas - Last Posting Dates 2013 - Post Office
Cool Cards - Christmas Cards

Friday, 22 November 2013

Humanist Christmas Cards


We're loving these Christmas cards from the British Humanist Association.

This first one is especially clever. If you turn it upside down it says something quite different. Something which pre-dates Christmas by quite some way...










































Here's a clue:





















































Buy these and more at the British Humanist Association


Thursday, 21 November 2013

Uncooked cards - quick while snark lasts

So long Nat and Armand and thanks for all the snark.

You know when a great poem, a verse, a saying or even a humble greeting card message really, really, hits the spot..? Kelly Ripa did...















"you and i make such a cute
couple i bet we could be models.
or at least i could be one.
you probably wouldn't make it
very far with those teeth
of yours."




Earth calling Uncooked cards... Hello, Uncooked Cards..? Come in. Over... Danger... Alert... Warning...

Having graciously (seemingly...) received the above Uncooked card from Live! with Kelly and Michael host Kelly Ripa, American Football player Michael Strahan, the gap-toothed Record Breaking New York Giants Defensive End might like a word, or two.


View, but buy, buy and then come back and buy more Uncooked cards at Cool Cards. They could become quite collectable... quite soon...
 
(If we don't have the above tooth related card in stock we'll most likely have some different ones - while stocks last...)


Uncooked Cards - UK
Uncooked Cards - USA



News just in

Michael has decided against paying Nat and Armand a visit.
Long live Uncooked cards.










Sunday, 3 November 2013

All You Need Is Cash - Roy Mayall

Royal Mail postie Roy Mayall isn't impressed, not one bit, by the "Love Is All You Need" TV advert. He considers that Royal Mail is failing to deliver and this is what he has to say:

"Here’s a summary of the whole advert, in one paragraph:
There’s a Sikh postie walking along a corridor; a little girl placing stamps upon a parcel; a pen drawing hearts in red ink upon a sheet of paper; a man paying for his parcel delivery on-line using a tablet computer; a shot within a parcel depot featuring parcels running on a conveyor belt with lasers reading the addresses; delivery to a café (the café owner opens his arms as if he’s about to embrace the postie) followed by a series of other deliveries in quick succession: to a stately home, to a garage complete with garage-band, to a little girl’s birthday party; a Muslim postie walking passed a training centre with the words “For Hire” painted on the wall; delivery to a factory; a black female postie smiling (the only woman postal worker in the advert); delivery to an upmarket London townhouse; two rain soaked posties; another Royal Mail parcel depot featuring brand new, sparkling-clean Royal Mail lorries; a Royal Mail lorry driving passed a remote rural village; a little girl opening up a letter box in anticipation of a delivery (an intense light bursts from the letter box like a mystical sign); that Sikh postie again, in a massive block of flats (an Indian woman answers the door wearing rubber gloves); another postie dwarfed by another huge, semi-circular block of flats, followed by the slogan, “We deliver one billion parcels a year”; a shot of a postal worker raising his arms in apparent blessing of the contents of a Royal Mail van (he’s like Jesus blessing the loaves and the fishes) ending with the words, “We love parcels.”
Everyone is smiling.
All of that to the words of All You Need Is Love:
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy
All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need.
And there you have it: the hypocrisy of advanced capitalism in precisely one minute.
The Royal Mail delivers none of that. It doesn’t deliver love. It doesn’t deliver diversity. It doesn’t deliver a welcoming smile. It doesn’t deliver to stately homes, to garages or to birthday parties. It doesn’t deliver hope and anticipation. It doesn’t deliver mail to remote communities. It doesn’t deliver friendliness in the rain. It doesn’t even deliver parcels. We do all of that: the men and women of all backgrounds and ethnicities who work for the Royal Mail. That’s our job.
Now that it is privatised, the Royal Mail’s job is simply to deliver returns to its investors.
For a long time now the Royal Mail has been divided, between management and postal workers, between those who see it as a business, and those who see it as a service. The people who commissioned that advert are the former rather than the latter. It’s not a service to them, it’s a way of making money."
 Continues at: Roy Mayall - All You Need Is Cash


Super Happy Posties

Just look how happy all the Royal Mail Posties are since the recent privatisation..!


"We love parcels. In fact, we deliver 1 billion of them a year.

We're launching our first major TV advertising campaign in six years featuring our postmen and women, and the voices of the Royal Mail Choir.

In the advert shows what our postmen and women do what they do best; delivering parcels to people across the nation.

The advert shows the care and commitment taken by our people to deliver parcels to addresses across the UK no matter the weather, as well as the joy people feel when they receive their parcels.

It's being launched at the start of Royal Mail's build up to Christmas 2013; the company opens 10 temporary parcel sort centres across the UK on Monday, November 4th, as part of its planning for the festive season deliveries.

The advert features the iconic Beatles song "All You Need is Love" sung by the Royal Mail Choir. It was recorded at the world famous Abbey Road Studios, 46 years after 'The Beatles' recorded the original version."


Friday, 1 November 2013

Postman Pat and his black and white cat

 "My name is Pat. When I'm not playing music, I work part-time as a postman.

That's right - I'm Postman Pat! The other day I was delivering a parcel - I knelt down to write out a card for a customer, and this happened!

It's Postman Pat and his black & white cat... you couldn't make it up...."



 "So, two days after the friendliest cat in the world made itself at home on my back, I was delivering a parcel to a customer and had an unexpected visitor. This cat decided that it wanted to explore my van...

Not as funny as the last video but the cat lovers will appreciate it I'm sure!"

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Uncooked Cards on FOX news

It's not like Fox News to be congratulated for their reporting, but just sometimes they slip up and get caught bang to rights which they did when they described Uncooked cards as being "Funny, snarky and brutally honest".Well done that Fox News.



Buy funny, snarky and brutally honest cards at: Cool Cards - Uncooked cards. As recommended by Fox News.






An Interview with Jesus and Mo

Fans of our Jesus & Mo cards may well be familiar with the recent hoo-hah at the London School of Economics Student Union.























The Author of Jesus & Mo today gave an interview to the Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain.

      Could you tell us a little about your influences as a cartoonist and stylist, and in a wider sense, who influenced you in terms of your sense of playfulness towards the conceits of religion, and your satirical sensibility?

I'm still a bit reluctant to call myself a 'cartoonist' even after 8 years of making Jesus & Mo. I think cartoonists need to be able to draw, and that is not a skill I would claim for myself.

That said, as a child I read a lot of Peanuts - had a load of Charlie Brown paperbacks which I'd read and reread. I still do. I love the gentle tone of Peanuts, the mixture of innocence and worldliness, the lightly worn wisdom. Schulz was a great artist - much too good for me to declare him an "influence" in any way other than the fact that he instilled in me a love of the 4-panel form.

     How long does it take between an idea for a cartoon coming to you and its completion on the page? Does the actual drawing take long?

Most of the drawing is already done. I'm a lazy copy-paster. Most of the time is taken up with writing a script, then chiseling it down. I usually devote Wednesday morning to it.

      Your cartoons often are very topical. Do your ideas mostly come to you spontaneously? Are you always switched on and looking for an angle on these issues in the news and elsewhere?

I carry a notebook around, and keep online notes, too. When something happens in the news, often the irony jumps out at you. I get a lot of mileage out of religious people saying funny things - sometimes all I need to do is transcribe them (credit is always given to these unknowing guest scriptwriters). Other times I just sit down and tap away until something funny-ish comes out. Or not, as the case may be.

Interview continues at the Council of Ex-Muslims of Britain



Saturday, 12 October 2013

The People's Post

The People's Post: A Narrative History of the Post Office

BBC Radio 4.

As Royal Mail continues to face an uncertain future, Dominic Sandbrook charts the development of the post office and examines its impact on literacy, free speech, commerce and communication. Over the course of 15 episodes he explores and describes the rich and diverse history of the Royal Mail from its inception to its current privatisation.

Listen here: A Narrative History of the Post Office


Thursday, 26 September 2013

The Snark Whisperers - Uncooked cards

We don't have a favourite New York greeting card company, but if we did have a favourite New York greeting card company, Uncooked cards would be our number one favoutite New York greeting card company.

We always imagine Nat and Armand - the genius snarkbrains behind Uncooked cards - to look exactly like this:























But no. New York style magazine The Aesthete shows them to look like this:
















And then they go on to say:
In an age when entrepreneurship is hot, Armand and Nat Prisco are sizzling. Together, the couple is the wit, snark and humor behind Uncooked—a brazen independent line of greeting cards they founded in 2004. On a recent sunny morning in their airy Tribeca apartment, the two talked business, marriage and parenthood, laughing at their unconventional experiences with all three.
 “When we started [Uncooked], we were just looking for a way out of the corporate world,” Nat says from their sizable, picnic-like dining table. The pair met in 2000 while they were both working in advertising at McCann Erickson—she as a copywriter and he as an art director. “We would pitch ideas and everyone would say ‘You guys are too weird,’” Nat recalls. “So we’d sort of hide in our office and think of other things to do with our life.” Her knack for creative copy and his illustration background made greeting cards an ideal venture. “It was like taking these stupid skills we had…” Armand says. “…And making them into something stupider,” Nat finishes.
 
Read more at The Aesthete

Buy Uncooked Cards at Cool Cards

Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Night Mail - Public Service Broadcasting

We've blogged before about the famous Night Mail service.

Night Mail is a 1936 documentary film about a London, Midland and Scottish Railway (LMS) mail train from London to Scotland, produced by the GPO Film Unit. A poem by English poet W. H. Auden was specially written for it, used in the closing few minutes, as was music by Benjamin Britten.

 

It's been updated with a 21st Century groove by London duo Public Service Broadcasting


Night Mail - Public Service Broadcasting from PSBHQ on Vimeo.

If the above video doesn't work... try this:



Sources:
Cool Cards blog - Night Mail
Public Service Broadcasting

Friday, 13 September 2013

Postal Service is Public Service

Just as the British government has given formal notice to the stock exchange that it plans to privatise the Royal Mail and straight off the back of our recent Royal Mail - Cycles post, we were delighted to see these postcard images on the Missive Maven blog Postal Service is Public Service.
















"...a 'postman bike' from India. The caption reads "Prototype of a postman bike bearing the new logo of India Post and its slogan in Hindi: 'Dak Seva, Jan Seva' meaning Postal Service is Public Service."

And this postcard, one of our own British postmen featured on the cover of a Ladybird 'Easy-reading' book.
























What also caught our attention was the way in which Missive Maven received these postcards. They arrived via Postcrossing which is something new to us.

What is Postcrossing? "It's a project that allows anyone to receive postcards (real ones, not electronic) from random places in the world." ... Read more.

What a great idea! We've just signed up. We'll keep you informed..!

Postcrossing Stats
434,720 members
216 countries
1,074 postcards/hour
19,199,491 postcards received
465,858 postcards traveling
99,488,955,924 km traveled
2,482,569 laps around the world

Sources:
Missive Maven
Postcrossing






Thursday, 12 September 2013

Expat Birthday Cards - Sending to the UK

Expat birthday cards. We receive many birthday card orders from Brits abroad which we duly personalise, print and post to your relatives and friends here in the UK and elsewhere on the dates you ask us to. 

We thought we'd look at how many of you far-flung brits are out there, where you are and how best you can use Cool Cards.

How many of you? 

In excess of 5.5 million British-born people live outside of the United Kingdom, that's about 1 in 10 of the UK population.

Where are you?


















What? 3,750,000..? Really? That's a lot of brits in Hong Kong..! Wiki must have got that one wrong.
We've yet to receive an order from Hong Kong. Most of our expat birthday card orders from Australia, the USA and then Spain.























Who uses Cool Cards abroad and Why?

Expats, holiday makers, business people and forgetful people. Forgetful people? Several of our customers place a years worth of birthday card orders with us early in each year. We then print and post their cards on their chosen dates throughout the year.
Other customers use Cool Cards because of the lack of local card shops and post offices, or sometimes they have difficulty getting out and about or simply they just don't have the time. But it's most likely that expats use us simply because we offer such a great service, great value and a fantastic range of greeting cards, many of which cannot be found elsewhere!

Other advantages of using Cool Cards are that you don't have to allow for uncertain postal delivery times to the UK. Within the UK, Royal Mail aim to deliver over 93% of 1st Class mail items the next day. Order before 5.00pm for same-day order processing and posting.
And then of course then there's the cost - you get free UK delivery with orders over £5.99 - UK orders below £5.99 are charged just £0.99. All our UK greeting cards are sent 1st Class Royal Mail.

What's not to like..?

Q. I'm Bob, a forgetful expat in Australia. So you're saying I can order a card from you in, say, January and you'll print my birthday message and post it to Aunty Joan who lives in Edinburgh in time for her birthday in August?
A. You've got it Bob.



































Q. I'm working in the USA, can I order from you to send a birthday card to my expat dad in Spain?
A. You certainly can. We post using International Airmail.

Note: International Airmail from the UK usually arrives within three days to Western Europe, four days to Eastern Europe and five days for the rest of the world.

Q. Can I choose which font you use to print my message?
A. Currently you can choose from 6 different fonts, but if you prefer an alternative font, just get in touch and we'll do our best to accomodate your preference.






















Q. Can you print my message if I write it in a language other than English?
A. Yes we can, and often do.

Note: You need to be careful if copying and pasting text - for example copying a poem from a webpage and pasting into our text box. Sometimes characters are copied over which aren't recognised by our system. It's always a good idea to first paste into a plain text editor, like Notepad, then from there into our text box. If you're not sure, just check your order confirmation email to check that everything looks ok.

Q. Can I place one single order for several different birthday cards to be sent on different dates to different addresses?
A. No. Our system allows for one delivery address/posting date per order. 
You could however place one single order for several different cards to be posted to the same address on the same day.

Q. I forgot the Postcode...
A. Is that you Bob? No problem. You can use our Postcode finder during the Cool Cards checkout process, or you can use the free Royal Mail Postcode finder.

Q. I did have another question, but I forgot...
A. Hi Bob. Any questions, please do get in touch.





 


Sources:
Wiki - British diaspora
BBC - Brits abroad
Royal Mail - Postcode finder
Cool Cards - Cool Cards
Cool Cards - Email us
Fonts - Dafont

Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Royal Mail - Cycles

"Postmen employed on cycling work should be strongly recommended to wear woollen vests and drawers, and opportunity should, when possible, be afforded to men who get wet to change their clothes..."
Cycling Duties - Circular to Surveyors, March 1909


Line of postmen with their cycles, 1920s














"Pedal cycles have been used since the 1880s to increase the speed of mail deliveries and the distances the delivery postman and postwoman may travel. The photograph below shows a dynamic group of cycling postmen ready to start their round in the early 1920s.

Before 1880, Post Office trials with early bicycles failed, mainly because it was difficult to find men fit enough to ride them! In 1880, two tricycle posts were used experimentally in Coventry. Their rider-owners had a weekly allowance of five shillings (25p) towards their purchase and maintenance.

In the late 19th century, experiments took place with two, three and even five-wheeled cycles. In 1882, at Horsham in Sussex, there was a local trial of the centre-cycle (or 'pentacycle', with five wheels) for carrying mail. The centre-cycle was also known as the 'Hen and Chicks' as the four small wheels around the large centre wheel was similar to a mother hen with her brood.

By 1895 there were 67 regular cycle posts set up throughout the country. In 1909 there were 5000 postmen on bicycles, carrier tricycles and bicycles with trailing carts.

A standard design bicycle was introduced nationwide in 1929. By 1933 some 20,000 were in use. This basic design remained in use until 1992, although some changes were introduced such as models for women and reinforced versions for taller, heavier-built postmen.

Today, Royal Mail has about 37,000 delivery bicycles, including new designs developed for the 21st century - the Mailstar and the Millennium."

 Source: The British Postal Museum and Archive

Hen and Chicks. Five daring postal workers on centre-cycles in Horsham, 1882













Replica pentacycle, 1930

















"This is a replica of a five-wheeled cycle (pentacycle or centre-cycle) made in 1930. The Pentacycle was originally invented and patented by Edward Burstow, an architect, from Horsham, Sussex in 1882.

Postal officials at Horsham tried out these cycles for both postal and telegraph delivery work. Although the centre-cycle did not prove popular elsewhere, the Horsham postal workers wrote a letter of appreciation to Mr Burstow, praising the pentacycle.

Replica pentacycle, 1930
















Tricycle with forward basket carrier, 1934


















Double top tube standard delivery bicycle, 1929-1992













 "This is an example of a delivery bicycle produced to the standard specifications established by the Post Office in 1929. With little variation it remained in production until 1992.

This cycle has a Double Top Tube frame, which is designed to carry a taller rider. This Double Top Tube was one of three frame designs for Post Office Standard cycles. The others were Gentlemen's and Ladies'.
The standard bicycle weighed up to 23kg and had to last four years before replacement.

Inspector’s bicycle, 1956











"This bicycle was probably used by a Post Office manager or inspector. We can tell this because it is black. The usual delivery cycles were always red. It was produced by Tyseley in 1929, to the standard Post Office design.

Inspectors' bicycles like this were used until the mid-1980s when they were phased out and replaced by motor vehicles.

Inspector’s bicycle, 1956 - chain wheel detail













"The initials GPO (General Post Office) can be seen worked into the design of the chain wheel – a feature that started in the early-1930s.


Mailstar bicycle, 2001












Modern Mailstar bicycle and rider, 2005

















"This cycle is the last of this model produced by Pashley Ltd. It was one of the new delivery bicycles for the 21st century, introduced by Royal Mail in 2001.It includes many of the technical advances already put into commercial production by cycle manufacturers. It features a unisex, step-through frame so that it can be used by both postmen and postwomen. It also has lever-operated cable hub brakes. The metal carrier at the front can carry loads up to 24kg. This would have a plastic tray in it to hold the mail bag. It also has a twist action control for the five-speed gears.


Mailstar: Pashley Cycles
Roy Mayall: Going Postal
 
 

Friday, 6 September 2013

Uncooked cards - Elite review

Our lovely friends Nat and Armand at Uncooked cards are featured in a great review by the supercool Generation Y groovers Kayla Inglima & Stephanie Freeman at Elite daily

"Ever find yourself in the card isle at your local convenience store pondering – for what feels like hours – what card will best communicate what you want to say? Should you go with the sentimental one, or funny one? Cursive transcriptions describing how much you love your significant other, or a teaser of a model on the cover for your horny friend? But what if none of those are really your voice? You’re not the mushy sap or the corny friend. You’re the cool and funny person who needs a greeting card to match just that. Well, fret no more! Uncooked has the perfect greeting cards for you.
Whether you want to say it, shouldn’t say it or don’t have the balls to say it, you can find an absurdly funny greeting card at Uncookedland.com. Uncooked offers a line of more than 175 cards in every category imaginable: birthday, love, get well soon, friendship, thinking of you, congrats, anniversary, thank you (and you’re welcome), missing you, sorry, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, the holidays, etc."
 Read more...


Cool Cards - Uncooked Cards

Friday, 30 August 2013

Cyanide & Happiness - The Rope

You know our Cyanide & Happiness cards? Well you know how they have their own YouTube Channel? And you know they just brought out a new movie..? No you didn't...


Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Horse signed-off work due to "sore shoulders"

Mr Poppleton's Post Office horse was signed-off work due to "sore shoulders" - October 1898.

"I certify that Mr. Poppleton's horse of the Post Office is suffering from sore shoulders and unable to perform his official duties. He is to resume duty on or before the 7th November or obtain a renewal of this Certificate"











 Royal Mail Parcels Coach


















 Horse drawn mail van, 1887



The last horse drawn mail van leaves King Edward Building, London, 1949















Source: The British Postal Museum & Archive

Monday, 19 August 2013

NEW: Simon Drew Cards

Simon Drew: half artist, half wit.

Puns and word-plays. "Ideal for those who suffer from a deranged sense of humour and an urgent need to make fun of the world."

At last..! New cards from halfwit, sorry half wit, Simon Drew..!


























These and many more at Cool Cards - Simon Drew Cards

Thursday, 1 August 2013

Fine Art Embossed Greeting Cards

We mentioned these Fine Art winners we found at the recent Harrogate show and now we have them online.
Without doubt these are the most beautifully embossed, gold and silver foil finished, fine art cards we have ever seen. The images here do not come close to doing the the cards justice. Trust us. These cards are stunning.

Fine Art Cards at Cool Cards




























View the full range at Cool Cards